POTW Nominations 30/11/18 - 07/12/18

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Was getting my hair cut the other week and after a bit the hairdresser said "you aren't the most talkative are you?"

When I used to go to a new hairdressers I’d think, wow I could use this to create a whole new persona, a whole new life. But then I thought, what if they cut my hair really well and I have to live a fake life if I want to go back to them. What if they turn out to be a really good person, and become my friend and then I have to fake having 3 kids, a nice husband and a dog called Joe? What if they see straight through my lies and give me a mullet. This is why I now cut my own hair.

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https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/sunday/32504/119?u=juke

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Being touched by strangers

Oh re: massages, love ‘em. Got a weird knotty long back and it really helps and feels nice and I like the oils and the nice music. Sometimes get too relaxed and realised I’ve dribbled all over the floor through the face hole bit. Did once accidentally kick a woman in her fanny though cause she took me by surprise touching my foot and that wasn’t relaxing or nice for either of us, spent the rest of the time lifting my head up and going “no but seriously I’m really sorry” over the dolphin sounds

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Being touched by strangers

one time when it was really icy out a girl slipped and grabbed on to me to try and prevent her falling, and in doing so copped a handful of my junk. I didn’t much care for that. this was at a bus stop so we had to stand next to each other in silence waiting for a bus, for what must be the longest ten minutes in history

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Milkman

maybe he made a typo when he was ordering some new animals

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Monday morning, 3/12/18

Love it when your posts read like they were written by your avatar dog.

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The New Football Thread

Ok here goes. When I was around 11, Argyle had an open day pre-season where you could go and meet the players, look around the ground etc. Me and my mate were having a great day, met all the big names (Colin Wanker, Ronnie Mauge etc) and that. One of the activities was taking penalties on the pitch against Pilgrim Pete. I got in the queue, got to my turn, took a probably very intense looking run up and belted the ball towards the top left corner. My 11 year old brain was going mental with excite…

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Drownedinsound Community Hardship Fund Winter Raffle: Draw Thread

Oh my god, this is perfect. My number one choice. My daughter has had a rough year, I’m going to pick the animal with the highest eye to face ratio, adopt it and give it to her for Christmas. She will have to mopped off the floor.

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Drownedinsound Community Hardship Fund Winter Raffle: Draw Thread

Don’t despair everyone, later in the week I’ll be doing a thread explaining how you can fashion your own marckee like, just using simple everyday household items.

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Social media accounts for pets

‘While my Guitar Gently Tweets.’