Pre bonk holiday Thursday FILTH

I am

  • Still at it during lockdown without breaking the rules
  • Still at it but am breaking the rules
  • Not at it because of the rules
  • Not at it and don’t care

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it anymore and what’s it seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

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The working from home plus having a different sleeping schedule to normal is wreaking absolute havoc with the sex calendar.

The ‘living with parents’ is a real horn killer

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Thought they shut that place down?

Two of the first four posts in the filth thread are Simpsons references. Can’t believe we’re allowed to have sex tbh

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Might need to implement some kind of voucher system.

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In my dream a gorgeous guy invited me to his for a hot date, but when I got there it wasn’t for sex it was so he could show off his new beauty salon (?)

blueballed even in my dreams

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I got a free leg shave out of it though

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This is also something I am considering :thinking:

Would not say no to a bonk right now tbf

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There’s a couple of big student houses near us where they’re always out in their front gardens whenever I walk past. Would bet decent money that at least two of them from the different households have broken protocol to plough.

Ploughtocol?

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Let’s (Not) Talk About Sex

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I like sex it’s fun and good for you

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Worst word for sex

  • Bonk
  • Shag
  • Plough
  • Rut
  • Other

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Lovemaking

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Random peaks and troughs

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Making babies

Making baby gravy

christ

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