#38

From furloughed to p(ur)loughed

Doesn’t work

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#40

My work phone went off while we were in the middle of it last night. Really wanted to rage out at somebody but I couldn’t really. The best I could do was get the hump about in this morning’s meeting “The server broke last night, when I was BUSY!” and then a guy was like “How busy can you be when you’re not allowed to leave your house?” and I didn’t say anything.

I don’t like any overlap between sexy life and work life, kills the vibe.

#42

I have a recurring sex-related dream that I would love to know the meaning of :thinking:
If I was rich I’d visit a dream-sex-therapist. If they exist…

#43

Don’t care for sex much these days now I own a PlayStation

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#44

Why have sex when you can PSX

#45

Anon, anyone actually done this

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#46
  1. better single player experience
  2. built in vibration
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#47

Consoles before bumholes

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#48

Spill

#49

Nah.

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#50

none of the above? (to the OP)

  • Not at it - I’m married with young children

0 voters

#51

can confirm as a parent this is true

#55

I’m constantly frothing at the gash and needing my holes beasted tbh

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#56

It’s the next step in the game of oneupmanship surely?

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#57

Challenge accepted

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#58

Fuck, ahm oot

#60

I pictured a custom built outdoor wanking pyre, myself

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#61

Imagine the power you’d feel at ejaculating just as some cunt’s firework goes off

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#63

We’ve got 22 mins to get this to 69 replies

#66

Mods are asleep, post nudes

https://i1.wp.com/weintoit.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lipstick-colors-32.jpg?resize=700%2C1011&ssl=1

Omg embed you dickhead image