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Nah.

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none of the above? (to the OP)

  • Not at it - I’m married with young children

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can confirm as a parent this is true

I’m constantly frothing at the gash and needing my holes beasted tbh

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It’s the next step in the game of oneupmanship surely?

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Challenge accepted

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Fuck, ahm oot

I pictured a custom built outdoor wanking pyre, myself

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Imagine the power you’d feel at ejaculating just as some cunt’s firework goes off

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