Pressure Cookers


#1

Anyone got one?


#2

No.


#3

sometimes I’m ‘put under pressure’ to ‘cook’.

hahahahahahahaha!

no


#4

“COOK YOU FUCKER OR I’LL THROW YOU IN THE BIN LIKE I DID WITH THE LAST ONE”


#5

Some solid jokes here, I knew it would deliver.


#6

where abouts in Australia does maom live?

‘COOKER’ borough.

hahahahahahaha


#7

doesn’t work


#8

of course, man. I mean, you’d have to be a Grade A chump to get to full adulthood and not have a pressure cooker


#9

do you have a slow cooker as well?


#10

I knew I could rely on you.


#11

What did Freddie Mercury and David Bowie buy from the cooker Shop?


#12

got all sorts of cookers. well, all three that I know of


#13

Silicon oven glove?


#14

jam thermometer?


#15

Pressure cooker?

No she went of her own accord.


#16

No. Not allowed one because she think’s it’ll blow the kitchen up.

Similarly, we’re not allowed a slow cooker, because she thinks it’ll burn the house down while we’re out.