Anyone got one?
No.
sometimes I’m ‘put under pressure’ to ‘cook’.
hahahahahahahaha!
no
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“COOK YOU FUCKER OR I’LL THROW YOU IN THE BIN LIKE I DID WITH THE LAST ONE”
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Some solid jokes here, I knew it would deliver.
where abouts in Australia does maom live?
‘COOKER’ borough.
hahahahahahaha
doesn’t work
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of course, man. I mean, you’d have to be a Grade A chump to get to full adulthood and not have a pressure cooker
do you have a slow cooker as well?
I knew I could rely on you.
What did Freddie Mercury and David Bowie buy from the cooker Shop?
got all sorts of cookers. well, all three that I know of
Silicon oven glove?
jam thermometer?
Pressure cooker?
No she went of her own accord.
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No. Not allowed one because she think’s it’ll blow the kitchen up.
Similarly, we’re not allowed a slow cooker, because she thinks it’ll burn the house down while we’re out.