Join the fucking queue, pal!
He better start refunding us all first eh.
Best get a paper round then, eh
What I want to know is how this country is expected to function (if it can be called functioning) when Philip, Andrew and now Harry have all stepped back. The work has to be done by someone!
So is he going to be a contract killer then? What else can he do?
Reality TV show with Megan in the states.
Professional James Hewitt lookalike
£28k job and he can get a room in London going on
Do you think anyone’s ever used James Hewitt as rhyming slang for Chewit? I think I might start. Haven’t had Chewits in about a decade though.
Missed an opportunity straight away, ffs.
Is he basically saying he wants to stop being kept by his granny’s hereditary privilege and instead be kept by his wife’s telly fortune?
If so then I applaud his integrity.
— Princess Diana
What I’m taking from this is that Harry is either dying or is a paedophile. Maybe both!
Dangerous driving paedo. Double threat.
And, what, a double racist?
Rolls his Landy while he’s texting Ghislane to find out when the jet’s leaving
i might start using ‘chewit’ for when i’m talking about james hewitt
which is frequently
I wonder what he’ll do if (and I really mean when) everyone ahead of him in line to the throne goes missing in a freak blimp disappearance over the Indian Ocean.
He’ll do a Home Alone in Buckingham Palace. Swinging paint tins etc