#21

Haven’t they already given them a house and probably millions of pounds. Pretty sure I could be financially independent if I already had millions

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#22

Maybe he’s hinting that he’d like his gran to give him Canada?

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#23

Team

  • Will& Kate
  • Harry&Meghan
  • Curlup&Die

0 voters

#24

ActuaLOL.

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#25

I’m team Alien Invasion, come on you space lads!

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#26

What was Lady Di’s butler called? He was tonnes of fun.

#27

Paul Burrell

#28

Ah yes. Can’t really use that as rhyming slang for any sweets.

#29

Viennese whirl

#30

I may have to become Scottish to make that work.

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#31

Harry’s shaking off his past, you can too

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#32

But you could for Gerald Durrell

#33

When was the last time Edward pulled a shift?

#34

This could be his big chance to step up. Someone’s going to have to do… whatever Harry’s job was.

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#35

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#37

He’s too busy gearing up to be the replacement Edward in Jedward for any of that kind of nonsense.

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#38

Prince Harry enters the job market!
Prince Harry eagerly uploads his CV to Monster and starts looking through the Windsor Indeed pages.
Prince Harry sees lots of things that he’d like to do, but the job descriptions all have at least one piece of required knowledge or experience that he can’t evidence using the STAR method.
Prince Harry adjusts his income filter a little lower to find some broader opportunities.
–STARES AT LAPTOP–
Prince Harry gets frustrated and starts whipping out CVs to anyone paying c.£17,000
Prince Harry gets one email from someone who recruits for call centres
Prince Harry debates going to the interview, but then thinks about what the shift patterns would mean for his family life and whether it would actually make sense, mulls it over for a bit, then doesn’t call them back.
Prince Harry still does not have a job.

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#39

How do you think the lizards got here in the first place?!

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#40

Ah but I want new lizards. Socialist lizards (socializards?)

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#41

Jesus lizards

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