You’re thinking of Katy Perry
No, she was in The New Adventures of Superman
Wait, what?
Sorry, that was Luke Perry.
Sideshow Luke Perry!
In addition to that, the interesting thing is that I don’t think that will be much of a shock to the audience in the US, where the press haven’t covered up his affair.
Do you want to protect your Crown Jewels, and separate yourself from the arseholes? They you need PERRY NEAR ‘EM SECURITY.
His WHAT!?
Tyler Perry is the fella who played Chandler, right?
Boris Johnson is probably going to drop kick puppies off the Houses of Parliament today bc the British media won’t notice
Keir will claim he could dropkick puppies more efficiently
That’s Grayson Perry.
Could I be making any more contemporary art
No, that was Liv Tyler
No, that was Martin Tyler
“Rose Hanbury the Marchioness Of Cholmondley”… Fuck off, that must be a character off Trumpton
Reckon Harry and Meghan will start appearing in people’s fantasy cabinets of national unity pretty soon
They’re already in my fantasy premier League team, so yeah, why not
Wait until you hear how Cholmondley is pronounced.
Two questions: 1 - did Harry outline his Radiohead B side list? I missed any coverage of that. 2 - did he apologise for (allegedly) shooting two incredibly rare raptors? Two hen harriers dead, one prince questioned, no charges | UK news | The Guardian
(For further coverage into the appalling nature of grouse management and ecosystem threat, I highly recommend Inglorious by Mark Avery - https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/inglorious-9781472917416/)
