Prince Harry wants to become financially independent

Aggpass · 2021-03-08T08:59:14.972Z

Roughyed · 2021-03-08T09:00:32.003Z

We used to live off a Chomondley Road me and Mrs Roughyed used to butcher saying it everytime. Probably part of the reason we moved.

Konichiwa_Bitches · 2021-03-08T09:01:49.454Z

It’s not the way the upper classes spell Chorley is it? Because I’m going to put an end to the whole United Kingdom before the morning is out if that’s where we’re going.

harru · 2021-03-08T09:03:34.508Z

Really dislike all the lizards. All of them are bad

Kallgeese · 2021-03-08T09:05:12.184Z

Surely not these lads?

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Skink

For genera, see text. Skinks are lizards belonging to the family Scincidae, a family in the infraorder Scincomorpha. With more than 1,500 described species, the family Scincidae is one of the most diverse families of lizards. Skinks look like lizards of the family Lacertidae (sometimes called true lizards), but most species of skinks have no pronounced neck and relatively small legs. Several genera (e.g., Typhlosaurus) have no limbs at all. This is not true for all skinks, however, as some sp...

hip_young_gunslinger · 2021-03-08T09:05:50.325Z

Kallgeese:

no pronounced neck and relatively small legs

Sounds like my local CrossFit

marckee · 2021-03-08T09:06:19.527Z

Royal biographer having a totally normal one here

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Matthew Horton (matthewjh)

@MintRoyale https://t.co/TeG021PXr0

8:40 AM - 8 Mar 2021 3 1

harru · 2021-03-08T09:08:36.682Z

My old housemate had 2 lizards in tank and once he left me looking after them for a weekend and of course one of them escaped fucking immediately and I spend the next 2days crawling around the flat peering under beds and sofas trying to find it.

marckee · 2021-03-08T09:09:05.167Z

Ahahahahahahaha

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Andrew Adonis (Andrew_Adonis)

I asked Oprah if she would like to interview me about Brexit, rather more important to the future of Britain, but alas she declined

8:03 AM - 8 Mar 2021 710 110

hip_young_gunslinger · 2021-03-08T09:09:46.479Z

Did you find it in the end?

Unlucky · 2021-03-08T09:10:16.455Z

There’s a lot more Perrys than I thought

Bandy · 2021-03-08T09:11:16.928Z

Anything happen about Andrew being a nonce? Did the media and royal family just decide it was ok in the end?

harru · 2021-03-08T09:12:25.323Z

Yeah, then I had to try and catch it by luring it out with frozen crickets, knowing that if it got scared it would chop its own tail off or something daft. Just get a goldfish ffs

Im_On_Safari · 2021-03-08T09:14:00.369Z

Really hate the royals so much. Like if someone even mentions them in a positive way I have to bite my cheeks or just go off on a boring one about them. Also dislike Harry and Meghan as they are just a pair of self-obsessed LA weirdos. Hate them all!!

safebruv · 2021-03-08T09:15:51.136Z

Absolutely love it when pricks ruin their lives like that

Aggpass · 2021-03-08T09:15:59.468Z

But think about the tourism!

manches · 2021-03-08T09:17:40.836Z

Him and Perry Como make for a great security duo

Unlucky · 2021-03-08T09:18:11.153Z

Remember a Mark Steele joke about someone being stood at the top of the Eiffel Tower and going something like ‘Well, its definitely missing the Monarchy’

chris-budget · 2021-03-08T09:22:52.988Z

Obviously not going to watch any interviews or anything, but I do find the fallout from these things with the royals fascinating.
So weird how so many people get so involved and passionate about them, (although I’m also not very convinced many people actually give a shit, like a kindof lowest common denominator passion, lots of lots of people vaguely interested)
The stuff about them taking down the royal family! just ridiculous, who believes this?

Epimer · 2021-03-08T09:25:10.708Z

I think it’s interesting in the sense of seeing who comes to the defense of a bunch of racist paedo-sympathisers, and as an illustration of how ridiculously deferential to established power structures this ridiculous country is.