I was going to but 2 hours is a bit long really (and I’m watching a TV show with my parents). Might watch if it gets the DiS seal of approval though, same as the Prince Andrew interview

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It’s not like it’s going to have any shit we don’t already know
Also fuck the royals
ALL OF THEM

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I also have no idea which is which. At least they’ve got different coloured hair to distinguish them.

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Beatrice is the elder one with lighter hair, while Eugenie is the set of beliefs and practices that aim to improve the genetic quality of a human population historically by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior.

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Famously mastered by the Habsburgs.

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Nothing says superiority like a Habsburg (because their jaws are so malformed that sibilants are trickay)

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Humphrey Yogart is a really good name for a yoghurt shop tbf.

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Hmm, Free Yoghurt? I’LL TAKE IT!

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Their mobile offering, Humphrey Yog-Cart

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When I was working at a school in Vienna in a posh area, there was a boy in my class who was very shy, easily upset, who seemed to be having a hard time. He had an extremely old-fashioned historical name, the equivalent of calling your kid Ethelred in German, that kind of thing.

I asked the regular teacher if he was ok, if there was anything I should be aware of, and she just went “Oh don’t worry about him, he’s a Habsburg. Highly strung. You know how they are”

(His teeth and jaw were fine)

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I just looked him up and he seems to be standing as a candidate for the Austrian equivalent of the Tories now he’s all grown up.

This is a surprise and a half

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Apparently the parents were some sort of cousins and didn’t actually have any money, which is why he was at the school in Vienna (albeit in a nice neighbourhood), rather than at some exclusive Swiss boarding school. (They don’t really do private schools in Austria).

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Meghan says join a union

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I wasn’t going to watch this but now I am

Mate she’s candidly talked about having suicidal thoughts and ideations, the relative context of that doesn’t really matter and it’s not really fair to class it as simply moaning and complaining.

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So much stupid and offensive shit in this post I don’t know where to start

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fucks sake can the british press and public stop being awful for one second. I don’t want to defend any royals it’s making me feel ill

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You know the answer to this

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