Prince Harry wants to become financially independent

I don’t recall the Queen asking permission to name her son Charles so she can fucking do one

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If it turns out she did then ok I’ll concede I’m sorry

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Initially read that as “but did they even ask her [the baby] [if she wanted to be born]?”, which would be quite existential for the Daily Mail

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Ftfy

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Insulting members of the royal family is obviously a line that should not be crossed at the Telegraph

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‘Well yeah I was gonna quit anyway’

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Taking it well

“YOLOAP” doesn’t work does it?

Things that don’t work:

  • YOLOAP
  • Julie Birchill
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There’s nothing punk about being racist. What a dickhead.

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What’s YOLAP supposed to stand for?
You only live once a punk?

you only live once aged pensioner?

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So punk even those anarchists at the telegraph had to distance themselves

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YOLOAPages

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Another tiresome troll has entered the ring.

(No I’m not talking about lovely Sean!)

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If Noel got more involved with Americans maybe he’d actually make some fookin’ decent music

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Noel’s been angrier than usual since being pulled up on his story about John Lennon getting shot whilst he (Noel) was listening to a Man City game on the radio, given a) they weren’t playing that day, and b) it happened at 4am in the morning UK time.

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How is this front page news in 2021?

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