Prince Harry's getting married


#1

Will we get a day off for that shit?


#2

congratulations!!


#3

anyone else get the guardian app notification? I thought that was a communist newspaper, man.


#4

Pretty certain I’m not going to be invited but I can’t speak for you.


#5

I think more news stories should rhyme (here we go)


#6

Will I be able to get a British passport at discount rates?


#7

Wouldn’t get paid anyway, he can get to fuck though, he literally dressed as a Nazi. Cunt.


#8

That was my very first thought.


#9

I hope so


#10

I’d love it if they accidentally invited me somehow. Get leathered and heckle William’s best man speech, punch Andrew, call the kids ugly then get kicked out.


#11

volcano warning in bali
evacuate don’t dilly-dally


#12

Don’t think so as he’s not a king in waiting?


#13

I’m going to mute this thread.


#14

Ffs then what use is he?


#15

I might be wrong. I hope I’m wrong.


#16


#17

the daily mail are leading with “WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE MARRIED ONE OF THESE WHITE PEOPLE?!” because they’re classy like that:


#18

Who!?


#19

Prince Marry


#20

Hahahababahahahabahabahaha