Prince Harry's getting married

Will we get a day off for that shit?

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congratulations!!

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anyone else get the guardian app notification? I thought that was a communist newspaper, man.

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Pretty certain I’m not going to be invited but I can’t speak for you.

I think more news stories should rhyme (here we go)

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Will I be able to get a British passport at discount rates?

Wouldn’t get paid anyway, he can get to fuck though, he literally dressed as a Nazi. Cunt.

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That was my very first thought.

I hope so

I’d love it if they accidentally invited me somehow. Get leathered and heckle William’s best man speech, punch Andrew, call the kids ugly then get kicked out.

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volcano warning in bali
evacuate don’t dilly-dally

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Don’t think so as he’s not a king in waiting?

I’m going to mute this thread.

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Ffs then what use is he?

I might be wrong. I hope I’m wrong.

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Who!?

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Prince Marry

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Hahahababahahahabahabahaha

Many Harry returns

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