Prince Philip

Twitter buzz that he’s departed from his human form and joined the great Lizard clan-ship currently orbiting Saturn, which will be officially announced this evening.

Hate it when social media gets your hopes up.

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Would his funeral be holiday worthy?

Thinking of heading to Greece?

absolutely!! the man’s a national treasure. we need a day of mourning.

really hope he’s dead.

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This guys seems well connected and knowledgable!

https://twitter.com/samdurdle/status/1020273085168185344

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He’s a literal god, I call for a global week of mourning festivities

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hope he’s ok

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On a Friday as well, my hopes are officially UP

It’s currently 4 minutes past 2pm where I am, and still nothing :exploding_head:

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wait, shit. how do royal deaths work? does the day of mourning carry over to a weekday?

I can’t be arsed with the media coverage.
Royals have really dominated. Baby then wedding then death. Too much jesus

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Let’s just keep it to the funeral and do it in the week. We don’t want a half day today. Power through you brave, brave people.

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Probably nonsense.

Here’s the protocol for what happens when the queen eventually dies:

Mentions that the code for Philip dying is ‘Forth Bridge’.

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I don’t think Phil would warrant one unfortunately. They cut back all this stuff a while ago, I think it’s just Madge who gets the full works.

sad that he died before becoming king

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Oh no, don’t tell me Jesus died too

Why would this be embargoed? Do loads of things get embargoed?

Remember when The Sun posted that article about him being dead when there was a rumour about it a year or so ago?

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Yes.

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Madonna?

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