Prince Philip


#1

Twitter buzz that he’s departed from his human form and joined the great Lizard clan-ship currently orbiting Saturn, which will be officially announced this evening.

Hate it when social media gets your hopes up.


#2

hate it when DiS does the same


#3

Would his funeral be holiday worthy?


#4

Thinking of heading to Greece?


#5

absolutely!! the man’s a national treasure. we need a day of mourning.

really hope he’s dead.


#6

This guys seems well connected and knowledgable!


#7

He’s a literal god, I call for a global week of mourning festivities


#8

hope he’s ok


#9

On a Friday as well, my hopes are officially UP


#10

It’s currently 4 minutes past 2pm where I am, and still nothing :exploding_head:


#11

wait, shit. how do royal deaths work? does the day of mourning carry over to a weekday?


#12

I can’t be arsed with the media coverage.
Royals have really dominated. Baby then wedding then death. Too much jesus


#13

Let’s just keep it to the funeral and do it in the week. We don’t want a half day today. Power through you brave, brave people.


#14

Probably nonsense.

Here’s the protocol for what happens when the queen eventually dies:

Mentions that the code for Philip dying is ‘Forth Bridge’.


#15

I don’t think Phil would warrant one unfortunately. They cut back all this stuff a while ago, I think it’s just Madge who gets the full works.


#16

sad that he died before becoming king


#17

Oh no, don’t tell me Jesus died too


#18

Why would this be embargoed? Do loads of things get embargoed?


#19

Remember when The Sun posted that article about him being dead when there was a rumour about it a year or so ago?


#20

Yes.