He’s gonna learn how to fly
Wow. It’s true. BBC now
death by constipation, what a way to go
Heartbreaking to think the goblet of child’s blood and chanting of the black sacrament just wasn’t enough this time. #cantbelieveit #wanttoruntoyou
why were local news sites publishing what will happen when he dies articles, cashing in on the rumours?
Setting up SEO traps to get to the top of Google in case he did.
Looks like every Trinity Mirror run local rag ran that story or an equivalent version. Stay classy guys.
Trinity Mirror can get in the fucking bin. Unbelievably bad for local journalism.
So he may have faked his own death, to foil an assassination attempt!
-Turns to Her Majesty at press conference-
‘I’m sorry old girl, it was the only way’
Can’t believe how long this embargo is
Yeah, they’re really taking the piss.
97 years and counting.
Band HYG for pissing off the Queen!
Is he dead again?
still under embargo i guess
What a way to go
Has anyone actually seen him lately?
I have, he’s dead.