Prince Philip


#301

He’s gonna learn how to fly


#302

Wow. It’s true. BBC now


#303

death by constipation, what a way to go


#304

Heartbreaking to think the goblet of child’s blood and chanting of the black sacrament just wasn’t enough this time. #cantbelieveit #wanttoruntoyou


#305

Goal!


#306

why were local news sites publishing what will happen when he dies articles, cashing in on the rumours?


#307

Setting up SEO traps to get to the top of Google in case he did.


#308

Looks like every Trinity Mirror run local rag ran that story or an equivalent version. Stay classy guys.


#309

Trinity Mirror can get in the fucking bin. Unbelievably bad for local journalism.


#310

So he may have faked his own death, to foil an assassination attempt!

-Turns to Her Majesty at press conference-

‘I’m sorry old girl, it was the only way’


#311


#312

Can’t believe how long this embargo is


#313

Yeah, they’re really taking the piss.


#314

97 years and counting.


#315

Band HYG for pissing off the Queen!


#316

Is he dead again?


#317

still under embargo i guess


#318

What a way to go


#319

Has anyone actually seen him lately?


#320

I have, he’s dead.