Does a 97 year old dieing class as a national catastrophe ? Can’t see it myself.
glad I’m not called Philip Prince
Phil in Power
Anyone made that gag before? Get me the bald bloke from Mock the Week on line three
Back at it again with the white Vans
Nearly did a spit take here on accounts of how I was drinking some water when I read this and I found it hilarious
Announce Prince Phillip!
Just got off the phone with one of my Buckingham mates. 70 million all in to United is what I’m hearing
maybe we’re all dead and Prince Philip is the only one who’s truly alive.
I’ve met him and confirm this is the case
They’ll make that back in tourism and shirt sales
Could this be a new low for DiS?
Being utterly trolled by H_Y_G.
I heard City might be swooping in with a swap deal for Sterling.
Done deal?
ironing out the details but he’s on the chopper to carrington as we speak.
Big news.
Shame really, once a great talent but Mourinho’s just going to grind him down isn’t he?
How dare you, I’ve carried out many more successful trolls than this.
You reckon the Queen will remarry?
Harry Styles loves a cougar tbf