Prince Philip

IS THERE ANYONE WHO ISN’T DEAD??

The other queens?

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Embargoed until 8:47pm, so shhh

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Typical Times fake news

This is clearly a fake news tweet in itself

Or is this a fake post about a genuine tweet about fake news?!?!

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Apparently not true, he lives

For fucks sake

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Just seen him jitterbugging past my office window, he looks better than ever!

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Hey I’m doing my best man, he just won’t stay down

Your bride must be fuming!

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think that was @Severed799

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Think we need to do something about @hip_young_gunslinger. Any ideas?

:rofl::rofl:

Banning him forever seems harsh, but what other tools do we have at our disposal?

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Look at these mugs

https://twitter.com/UKDefJournal/status/1020315526206230529

Could someone tag his username with LIAR - DO NOT TRUST THIS USER or some such?

kill him as a substitute to satiate our blood lust.

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I think after this thread he’ll be, ahem, taken care of soon enough.