IS THERE ANYONE WHO ISN’T DEAD??
The other queens?
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Embargoed until 8:47pm, so shhh
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Typical Times fake news
This is clearly a fake news tweet in itself
Apparently not true, he lives
For fucks sake
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Just seen him jitterbugging past my office window, he looks better than ever!
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Hey I’m doing my best man, he just won’t stay down
Your bride must be fuming!
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Banning him forever seems harsh, but what other tools do we have at our disposal?
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Could someone tag his username with LIAR - DO NOT TRUST THIS USER or some such?
kill him as a substitute to satiate our blood lust.
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I think after this thread he’ll be, ahem, taken care of soon enough.