Prince Philip

Me and David Icke are tight, these shapeshifters will never get me.

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Wait, are we now saying that he’s returned to life, like Jesus Christ, our saviour?

Hang on, just got off the blower to the boys at Brew Dog and they are doing a new 9.2% DIPA called Prince Philip Is Not Dead. Purely to mock and discredit him they said

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Can’t believe Big Phil is fucking dead.

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Philipao

Philip Schofield is dead ? but how ?

Scolari

You’d have thought he’d be driving something better than a Honda on his salary.

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Decent compromise

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Excuse me do you have Prince Phillip in a coffin? Well you better let him out!

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(Because he isn’t dead)

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Careful… MI5 might do you for incentivising treason.

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SUSPICIOUS

https://twitter.com/robga_/status/1020319173765943296

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This is an excellent thread. Unsure whether confirmation of lizard death could improve it tbh.

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You’ve got until 5pm to come up with the goods, man.

Well what was she wearing before?

https://twitter.com/barnshaw95/status/1020295581930000384

https://twitter.com/forzapapac/status/1020299454098870272

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Very sombre outfit from Theresa… :thinking:

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you cant argue with facts like these

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