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Would love to see Zaltzmann doing a livestream during it tbf

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They are weird as fuck in Royton

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Prince Charles rocked up to the funeral in a Tesla according to the Guardian. Don’t know why this has tickled me so much.

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Did he drive through any LED tunnels en route?

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Love a bit of Jerusalem

Up next All My Life by Foo Fighters

long van looks stupid. i hope they play angels

Six hours? I could watch the last two Lord of the Rings films in that time

  • Watch a fellowship of people band together to cast out an evil lord
  • Watch Lord of the Rings

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All this coverage of Phillip dying at 99 is making me crave a Mr Whippy with a flake.

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Not if you watch the extended editions you couldn’t

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looks good with the coffin on though. fair play.

Land Rover hearse feels even weirder than it sounded

My dad has driven a Land Rover for years so hearing the solemn funeral procession music interrupted by the very familiar sound of a Land Rover engine is properly bizarre

The sudden gunshots are fucking terrifying though

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Mrs PIF said that in our local shops they were holding impromptu minutes of silence every hour this morning and getting arsey with people who didn’t observe it.

The land rover thing is just shit isn’t it? Really taking a joke too far. Haha, this should raise a smile at my funeral, eh Liz? Fuck off.

Didn’t he spend 16 years planning it? If I was spending 16 years planning my funeral procession I’d work out the exact trajectories and coordinates or whatever required to launch my cadaver from out of a cannon at the other side of London so it lands squarely into the grave with enough force to cause dirt lined along the side of the grave hole to fill the hole by itself

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Oh and also it triggers a sound sample to play on loudspeakers all around the country, which sound is that of a fart sound followed by - in my own voice - “I’m no expert but it looks like I am one DEAD BITCH OVER HERE”, and another fart sound for about a minute and a half

Really hoping this comes on

Hoping for a bit of Chris Morris’ funeral in The IT Crowd plays a video but, admitting all the kids that he has had through all his affairs.