I know. No one should have expected much BUT the first one was actually probably his best action film, so I had high-ish hopes.
Hopes crushed like a polystyrene cup under a mule’s hoof.
Low points include him planning to get into a prison surrounded by sharks by using a tube of cream called NO SHARK, and Tommy Lee Jones using something that looks like a powerpoint presentation to explain the terrible final escape.
None of it worked. Even Jessica Alba and Jason Statham being outrageously attractive didn’t do a THING for it. Sad times.