firstly - they’re rip off cunts. 45 odd notes for a quick check up? bullshit.
secondly - if they fuck up the job in hand, they never fess up. and if you go for a second opinion, they all stick together, the cunts.
thirdly - they always ask you REALLY IMPORTANT questions when you’re lying down. what other walk of life would this happen in? mortgage advice? fuck off, son!