(promoted post) The partner every woman should have: a doesband

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Don’t teach your doesband how to suck eggs,

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Doesband mother know that you’re out?

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My old man’s a doesband
He wears a doesband’s hat

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why don’t you have a doesband
even tarquin has a doesband
Mary berry’s got a doesband
so why don’t you have a doesband

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Doesband is better than husband.
He shares more chores than a chore convention.
Sing it.

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Proper doesbands
Proper doestunes
Proper doescuts

Did you know husband means house bound.

The patriarchy loves a bit of irony.

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I thought this was about marrying an app or a like a motivational Fitbit.

For some reason it reminded me of this alert i got about being non sentient

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When does cry

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Doesband look hot like me
Doesband do the dishes like me
Doesband

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Anyone seen that 2003 film with Steve Martin in it where he plays a married dad of twelve children who’s really good at saving on household bills?

Anyone seen that 2005 film with Steve Martin in it where he plays a married dad of twelve children who’s who’s got ever better at saving on household bills?

I did see the sequel in the cinema where Eugene Levy is his rival who also happens to have 10+ kids

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I took the bins out today

Where’s my medal?

My doesband’s bigger than your doesband
He’s put the bins out and shopped in Iceland
SING IT!

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Secondary task for the thread: search ‘doesband’ on twitter and see 500 people annoyed at the premise of the article (which is only made to annoy people).

I swear we all live in a menagerie like the episode of Star Trek with the big head guys

Miniature doesbund

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The bar for men really is laughably low isn’t it :smiley:

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seems quite reasonably sized in proportion tbf

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