Don’t teach your doesband how to suck eggs,
Doesband mother know that you’re out?
My old man’s a doesband
He wears a doesband’s hat
why don’t you have a doesband
even tarquin has a doesband
Mary berry’s got a doesband
so why don’t you have a doesband
Doesband is better than husband.
He shares more chores than a chore convention.
Sing it.
Proper doesbands
Proper doestunes
Proper doescuts
Did you know husband means house bound.
The patriarchy loves a bit of irony.
I thought this was about marrying an app or a like a motivational Fitbit.
For some reason it reminded me of this alert i got about being non sentient
When does cry
Doesband look hot like me
Doesband do the dishes like me
Doesband
Anyone seen that 2003 film with Steve Martin in it where he plays a married dad of twelve children who’s really good at saving on household bills?
Anyone seen that 2005 film with Steve Martin in it where he plays a married dad of twelve children who’s who’s got ever better at saving on household bills?
I did see the sequel in the cinema where Eugene Levy is his rival who also happens to have 10+ kids
I took the bins out today
Where’s my medal?
My doesband’s bigger than your doesband
He’s put the bins out and shopped in Iceland
SING IT!
Secondary task for the thread: search ‘doesband’ on twitter and see 500 people annoyed at the premise of the article (which is only made to annoy people).
I swear we all live in a menagerie like the episode of Star Trek with the big head guys
The bar for men really is laughably low isn’t it 
seems quite reasonably sized in proportion tbf