Psssst

Go and make yourself some toast.

On you go.

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I only have bread that I don’t like unfortunately

It’s always better toasted

Can I shock you?

Also, I posted this at the exact time you suggested

Not this bread unfortunately

You don’t eat toast any more?

God bless you Mr Ding Dong

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Never really have. Don’t have a toaster.

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Grills are better anyway imho

It’s very difficult to make anything even approaching toast in terms of pure enjoyment

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No bread in

It’s been covered before, but the window of acceptable toast closes astonishingly quickly under the grill. Take your eyes off it for one second to check a message or something and when you glance back your kitchen is on fire.

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All right, Des’ree

Just had some but thanks

The only good toast is basic white bread toast and I don’t have any of that