The Prancing Tit.
Would have a picture of Withnail fishing with a shotgun on the sign, undoubtedly violating copyright
You’ve just reminded me of a project thingy we did at school where we had to come up with a name and a logo (for a sign and beermats, etc) for a pub/club/bar and I went for… Lemon Desire and (rightly) got ribbed for it.
Drowned in sound inn