I’ve had chicken carpaccio, it was odd and Slimy, sort of like a jelly sweet. (didn’t know what it was before I ate it)

This is a thing in Germany. A very wrong thing. The tacky party snack equivalent of cheese and pineapple. It’s a big glob of raw pork pate, with raw onion spikes.

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Yeah I remember that too. Then we went on a school trip to an electricity substation and I just spent the whole time looking around visualising kites.

Yeah, those Aussie road safety ads are pretty good.

“Mett - It’s not quite Meat”

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MATCHES MATCHES NEVER TOUCH THEY CAN HURT YOU VERY MUCH

Properly hilarious post

i’ve got you here theo

LONDON IS A PIT OF SLURRY

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“It’s even worse”

I think maybe my dad make a joke about it being that and I took it at face value.

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I like that it possibly comes from the word for “food”. This is it. This is food.

It’s the hedgehog shape that makes it.

Jesus, look at this horrifying pinterest fail image I found of one.

Blobfish!

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Raw pork blobfish!

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You can kind of see how Dr Gunther von Hagens got his inspiration.

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A lovely raw pork blobfish at the centre of every party table of his youth.

All the raw meat in this thread has properly freaked me out,

IS HYGGE STILL ALIVE? I LIKE HIM. DON’T DIE OF THE SHITS.