#366

Fucking hell, i love drinking.

Better life option?

  • Slim, depressed and financially okay
  • Fat, much less depressed and skint

0 voters

#367

Thatā€™s one thatā€™s become one of those dreadful fucking ā€œPints Pots and Pizzasā€ places, isnā€™t it? Theyā€™re the pub equivalent of people who have those framed ā€œLive, Laugh, Loveā€ pictures on their wall.

#368

Yeah, more or less, but the food is actually ok. The vegan pizza was toss, but it had no cheese replacement and the toppings were too bland to carry it, but the base was lovely. The ribs and Sunday roast are both good.

#369

I mean, the glass collector at my local is legally a child, I think.

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#370

Itā€™s not really the grey that bother me about Aberdeen

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#372

is that ā€˜The Junctionā€™? great little spot, only been once but there was a really good little 3 piece band on that seemed to just be playing to themselves

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#374

During the Croatia v England World Cup semi final, in a rammed pub with not enough staff a lady in front me asked to try the wine. Then did, didnā€™t like it, so tried another one. Then couldnā€™t decide whether to have a bottle or glass.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO A FUCKING PUB BEFORE AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND YOU.

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#375

Ordering a cup of tea in a pub:

  • Fine
  • Youā€™re barred for life, mate

0 voters

#376

Ordering a cup of tea in a pub on a friday night when the bar is already three deep:

  • Still fine
  • Asking for it, quite frankly

0 voters

#379

Cup Of Tea Paul sounds like a fucking good guy IMO.

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#380

Acceptable maximum number of beers to have a taster of before ordering one

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • More than 4 (please state)

0 voters

#381

Nah, Iā€™m driving. Iā€™ll just have aā€¦

  • pint of lime n soda
  • half
  • alcohol free beer
  • pint of shandy
  • coke
  • lemonade
  • other

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#382

I feel Cup of Tea Paul has been hard done in this story. He deserves better

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#383
  • Buy my own drinks
  • Disciplined rounds with a particular group, aware of who owes me/who I owe a drink at the end of a night
  • When I get up, ask if anyone wants a drink, hope that theyā€™ll do similar but donā€™t keep score unless someoneā€™s taking the absolute piss

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#384

Might start doing this in football pubs.

ā€œCan I try the Carling please? Hmmm - donā€™t really like that. How about a taste of the Stella? Mmmmm. No. Donā€™t like that either. A little taste of the 1664? etcā€

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#385

try one. buy it if you like it, get one know you do like if you donā€™t.

or just get a flight

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#386

also make a mental note of those who just sort themselves out :expressionless:

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#387

for those of you who have worked behind bars, which fictional barperson persona did you take on?

  • Moe
  • Woody from Cheers
  • Phil Mitchell
  • Peggy Mitchell
  • Steve McDonald
  • Vera Duckworth
  • Jack Duckworth
  • Alfie Moon
  • Other

0 voters

#388

Dennis Reynolds

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#389

I remember them owning a bar in that show but never actually serving pints.