#163

The ideal pub:

  • Doesn’t have anyone in it beyond people I am there to spend time with and staff
  • Is silent
  • Does not serve cocktails
  • Has classy lemonades/rose lemonades etc available
  • There is a dog or several dogs there
  • Has sofas or armchairs that are comfortable and tables near them
  • Closes and kicks out at about 2100 or so
  • Is also a KFC or whatever
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#164

go on then, name a time it’s good

if they have doorstaff it’s cos they expect trouble

in which case, ahm oot

#165

Near a football stadium at a time close to kickoff or shortly after the end of the game

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#166

Not thirds though, 2/3rds pls.

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#167

Somewhere between the first two options.

#168

Schooner or later he’ll learn

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#169

“It’s a bit dead in here eh”

  • Good, this means we will be able to converse and enjoy each other’s company and also queuing at the bar will be quick and easy
  • Let’s go somewhere else for some inexplicable fucking reason

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#170

If you go into your favourite or local pub, and ask for ‘a pint please’ , would the barperson start pouring a drink without any further questions?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends on barperson

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#171

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#172

i think you’re getting a pub confused with your house

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#173

“Virtue signalling” jesus fucking christ.

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#174

Your local is

  • Your closest pub
  • The best pub within a 10-15 minute walk
  • The most reasonably priced half decent pub within a 10-15 minute walk
  • Further away

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#175

Nah, my house is nothing like a pub thankfully

#176

used to be able to do this. not any more :slightly_frowning_face:

#177

didn’t know this was a thing and now it’s annoyed me

#178

It’s cheating a bit here because Guinness is synonymous and default for a pint, in the pubs I go in at least.

#179

I don’t currently have one. The nearest is fine but given that a few people in our friendship group have recently moved we usually settle on an equidistant pub (and in Bristol there’s always a decent pub that’s roughly in the middle of any two given points).

#180

What’s most likely to make you leave a pub before ordering a drink?

  • Poor selection
  • Too busy
  • Too quiet
  • Chairs look uncomfortable
  • Smells like piss
  • Union Flag above the bar

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#181

Had a group come into the pub I worked in. Asked for 7 pints of carling. Told them we didn’t have carling. They left without saying another word

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#182

Discerning crowd.

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