Pun intended thread

This is going to be a pun (fun) thread and yes, pun intended!!!

  • Pun intended
  • Pun was not intended, sheer coincidence

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I’m a big fan of punk music!

  • Pun intended
  • Pun was not intended, sheer coincidence
  • That’s… not a pun

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I entered a competition once. I sent in ten puns, each hoping they’d win me that coveted prize. No pun in ten did.

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  • Pun intended
  • Pun was not intended, sheer coincidence
  • I do not believe this event really took place, bringing shame to the sanctity of this thread

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Pun-t and Dennis

  • Pun intended
  • Pun was not intended, sheer coincidence

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I hope this thread isn’t overrun by Atilla the pun!

  • Pun intended
  • Pun not intended, sheer coincipunce

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The poll option “Pun not intended, sheer coincipunce”

  • Pun intended
  • Pun not intended, punpun punpunpunpun

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The pun optipun “pun pun pun punded, sheepun pun pun pun punce”

  • Pun pun punded
  • Pun not puntenpun, puner punpuncipunce

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M told me we ran out of superglue the other day as she’d finished a tube.
I replied, no we’re fine, there are two packs in there. And he doesn’t need them anymore.

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  • pun
  • punpun

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squidpun

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You could be my punintended

  • Poll option 1
  • Poll option 2

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How do you sign off on a pun

  • Shout “ayyyy”
  • Finger guns
  • Waggly eyebrows
  • “Pun intended” followed by a greasy smile
  • “Pun intended” but without the greasy smile
  • “See what i did there?”
  • Something else

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What animal is best at word play?

Punda Bear!!!

I often think about the time I basically lost a day’s work because I was so busy just being smug to myself for getting in first with this pun on a Reddit thread 4 years ago.

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Ever tried explaining puns to kleptomaniacs? It’s really difficult because they always take things, literally

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@moderators Can we give this thread it’s true and proper name, Funkhouser Batsignal, please?

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Don’t drag me into this amateur pun festival. Or whatever the fuck is going on in here.

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