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#1

hey gang, been a while since we’ve put the old squad to work eh?

Anyway I need some puns on farms / specifically cows

please post them below, thanks


#2

Cows say ‘moo’ and ‘moo’ fits into some other words


#3

Something about it being cold and a breed of cow is a Friesian.

You’re welcome.


#4

good effort thank you


#5

“udderly” etc


#6

udderly friesian?


#7

Bit warmer today actually.


#8

Milking it a bit.


#9

Heifer good weekend everyone


#10

Moolin Rouge


#11

moovement


#12

This should be on the moosic board really.


#13

forgets keys

walks back in the office

Phil from Finance: “Is it Moo-nday already?!”


#14

Classic Phil


#15

Absolute cattle log of errors in here


#16

Pull the udder one.


#17

Four-tummy-ly I know a few.

(cows have four stomachs - aka tummys)
(I think. Maybe it’s two. Or three)


#18

I cud tell you them if you want?