PUN SQUAD ASSEMBLE 🍾 🫤

Yeah this was my doubts over it drspite it being the closest to a pun he managed

The waiter one I’ve heard loads of times, just like the gracias one (my dad being the main culprit of gracias)

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Would be a good DiS fundraiser. Raise £x for a charity of my choice and I’ll have this as my profile pic for a year

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Tbf, this would be the strongest line-up for “Best Joke of the Fringe” in years.

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I’ll give you a fiver to get a tattoo of his face on your face

A severe punishment

(probably would have won me second place)

Just wait for this afternoon’s selfie thread

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The problem with Tim Vine is nobody wants to sit through 90mins of someone making puns no matter how good they are.

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Speak for yours…no that’s a good point actually.

_____:crown:
:champagne: :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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Sorry not a reply to funky. Just been busy working on inprovements to the offical pun emoji

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Refuse to believe he ‘wrote’ any of these. That or he did all 200 in an afternoon

Oh they write them ahead of time!

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I quite liked the hypochondriac joke

that you like! :wink:

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Crucially though, a joke, not a pun

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I liked it, don’t worry.

Guy Harvey thought his car was too rusty to race in the streets, but it turns out it just took a bit of Elbow Grease and it was burning up the quarter mile.

Best I can manage.

edison powered his way to the final but just didn’t have that lightbulb moment at the end.

look at the price of a ticket to see kieran hebden, i can’t a-four tet

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