"Put it in a bowl of rice"

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I reckon he might be making something up on twitter for likes and retweets here, Anthony

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I am not concerned about whether that is or isn’t the case

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I don’t want to be one of ‘those guys’, but I don’t believe this happened.

Yeah I thought that when I posted it earlier today

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Calling bullshit on this one

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it’s not in rice tho is it, the rice is on top of the keyboard, jesus fucking christ

i mean it didn’t happen so w/e but ffs words mean things

Think this belongs in the terrible social media things on balance, or wiggy can post it in the great social media things

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:neutral_face: crap

I think someone has to screenshot it and post it on facebook for the latter to happen.

In my opinion, the idea of someone taking the advice of “put it in rice” and thinking that microwaved pouch rice would do the equivalent job is, at least 6/10 in the “this is an amusing thing to think about” stakes regardless of whether or not someone has actually done the thing in real life or not.

Thank you for reading my thoughts on the matter

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Well. You should.
Fake news got us Brexit and youre giving it a pass

Cant believe youve done this Vine

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Not got any problem with anyone enjoying it, just have a personal distaste to people inventing shit for attention.

I mean, he could’ve made the joke without pretending his boss “a grown woman” did it.

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Selfie for proof

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Another thing that it would be funny to think about would be if someone thought that “put it in rice” referred to the character Rice (eldest daughter) from the Beethoven film franchise.

I had a species change… are you oppresing my right to identify as a duck?

Weirder

  • An actual human adult buying microwave rice to pour over a laptop to fix it
  • An actual human adult buying microwave rice to pour over a laptop to get attention on the internet

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Maybe, how about if someone said “put it in rice” and then somebody rinsed the rice first (as you should do that before cooking it)?

Your homemade sushi must be disgusting.

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