Put it in my hole

The golf ball that is, in my hole - coz I own the golf course.

(this is the filth thread)

You need to take the flag out first.

What are we doing

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overall filth level today

  • 5
  • 13
  • 21
  • 29
  • 37
  • 45
  • 53
  • 61
  • 69

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The TV has been asking if I wanted a fleshlight for my birthday.

Do I? Anyone here got one?

  • Get one, lube that sucker up, go balls deep and never look back
  • Stick with your hands like your father did and his father before him

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FOUR
FORE?

FOOR

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Driver? I barely knew 'er!

FOREplay obvs

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Fourballs

Golf’s pretty dirty actually isn’t it

I don’t have one, but having looked at it male sex toys I think there are less, struggling to think of a less judgey term here and failing, grim options than a canned fanny.

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You’re essentially walking around with 9 or 10 extensions of your penis and using it to coax a ball into a hole

CWBAFT

They tend to not like it rough though

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Could really go for some sex right now

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public

  • Sex
  • Golf
  • Sex then golf
  • Golf then sex
  • Neither

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I’ve always said that filth is measured in increments of eight

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but starting at 5

Of course, duh

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how sexy is golf?

  • 10
  • 11
  • 12

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