Putty Rubber

I once had to go to hospital to have an improvised pirate’s eye patch made out of Silly Putty removed. Took fucking ages and I had to be sick out of a window because the smell of the hospital wasn’t very nice. My mum fancied the handsome Greek eye doctor who attended me, too.

TEYO, IW.

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Was your mum eyeing him up?

An anagram of kneadable putty rubber is puberty data rebel bunk. I’ve nothing further to add.

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I remember a really boring art lesson at school where me and my friends amused ourselves by shouting ‘putty rubber’ in a West-country accent