Putty Rubber

I once had to go to hospital to have an improvised pirate’s eye patch made out of Silly Putty removed. Took fucking ages and I had to be sick out of a window because the smell of the hospital wasn’t very nice. My mum fancied the handsome Greek eye doctor who attended me, too.



Was your mum eyeing him up?

An anagram of kneadable putty rubber is puberty data rebel bunk. I’ve nothing further to add.

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I remember a really boring art lesson at school where me and my friends amused ourselves by shouting ‘putty rubber’ in a West-country accent