Questions Inspired By Songs

This is a thread for questions that pop into your head because of a song. I’ll start.

Suppose someone took all the trees and put them in a tree museum. What do you think would be a fair price for that person to charge for admittance to see them? I reckon a dollar and a half sounds quite reasonable, even adjusted for inflation which would put it at something like $10 now. I mean that’s quite a small amount to see the only trees isn’t it?

Any other questions welcome.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?

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What is love?

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Love is a verb and a noun as well
You find it in a dictionary under ‘L’

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What time is love?

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Why did they let the dogs out?

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It’s got to be a hell of a lot hasn’t it? I walked down tonnes of roads when I was a kid.

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And more importantly, what breed were those dogs?

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I was leaving this one for someone else.

  • It’s 3am isn’t it?
  • Nah it’s another time
  • It’s just a silly question posed by some silly people colin, stop fretting.

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Can you tell from the sound of the bark do you think? I mean they don’t sound like chihuauauauahas (sp).

Could be an autotuned chihuahua

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Did Dionne Warwick ever make it to San Jose? I hope so.

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I wonder if a carpenter and a lady have ever settled down and had a lovely family.

Presumably they needed a :poop:

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If its still raining on me because I lied when I was 17 that is one spiteful cloud

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Why is dancer the alternative to being human?

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How do bats exit hell?

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How did they know that when Gertrude Stein said ‘that’s enough’ it wasn’t enough, now?

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What’s the frequency?

On a motorbike, outrunning a flamming demon

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