Queue here for the new Queen thread.

I made so many jokes about the Totaljobs gran being the queen who had died that the Totaljobs advert came up on YouTube and I thought for a split second that it was a shame she’d died

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TOTALJOBS GRAN: my nephew there is dying

MAN WHO IS THERE FOR SOME REASON: oh no what a -

TOTALJOBS GRAN: yes he works in a hairdressers dying people’s hair

MWiTFSR: Oh. Doh ho ho

TOTALJOBS GRAN: my son is a paedophile

MWiTFSR: (waiting for her to say he’s a receptionist for a paediatrician or something)

TOTALJOBS GRAN: he’s on the epstein records, so he is

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The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths not even in the UK top 100 singles chart.

So surprised I’m bordering on it being a fix.

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My bet is 3 days after the queen’s put in her cave they roll the boulder aside and she’s there brand new ready to roll again

If you complete this, I would like to know.

https://queensqueue.com/

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Cant believe this is still news

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from 10:58

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The video is less than 4 minutes long? Wrong video?

I love that the Duke of Norfolk is apparently important enough to be organising the King’s Coronation but not important enough to rate having a driver.

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Was longer when I watched it earlier, I guess copyright reasons?

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There’s been a run on the second, it’s only worth 1/200th of a minute now

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this is a very funny post

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The monogram combines his initial “C” and “R” for Rex, the Latin for king

All hail Charlannosaurus Rex!

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Looks familiar…

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could have gone with something like this

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It’s wonky ffs

list doesn’t have cock ring but you can’t have everything I suppose

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