I made so many jokes about the Totaljobs gran being the queen who had died that the Totaljobs advert came up on YouTube and I thought for a split second that it was a shame she’d died
TOTALJOBS GRAN: my nephew there is dying
MAN WHO IS THERE FOR SOME REASON: oh no what a -
TOTALJOBS GRAN: yes he works in a hairdressers dying people’s hair
MWiTFSR: Oh. Doh ho ho
TOTALJOBS GRAN: my son is a paedophile
MWiTFSR: (waiting for her to say he’s a receptionist for a paediatrician or something)
TOTALJOBS GRAN: he’s on the epstein records, so he is
The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths not even in the UK top 100 singles chart.
So surprised I’m bordering on it being a fix.
My bet is 3 days after the queen’s put in her cave they roll the boulder aside and she’s there brand new ready to roll again
If you complete this, I would like to know.
Cant believe this is still news
The video is less than 4 minutes long? Wrong video?
I love that the Duke of Norfolk is apparently important enough to be organising the King’s Coronation but not important enough to rate having a driver.
Was longer when I watched it earlier, I guess copyright reasons?
There’s been a run on the second, it’s only worth 1/200th of a minute now
this is a very funny post
The monogram combines his initial “C” and “R” for Rex, the Latin for king
All hail Charlannosaurus Rex!
It’s wonky ffs
list doesn’t have cock ring but you can’t have everything I suppose