I’m having a quiche party at ours tonight, who’s in?
Quiche Party>>>>>>>Pizza Party
Sorry, it’s orgy night round ours. Maybe next time.
(this isn’t a quiche emoji but a close approximation)
Everybody puts their quiche in a bowl…
Quiche sounds a bit like keys you see.
I wonder if anyone ever tried naming the other quiches? Everyone knows quiche Lorraine, who knows what salmon and asparagus quiche might be called? Quiche Doreen?
Depends, is Lorraine coming?
I just want your extra time and your…
Sir Paul McCartney likes quiche
No thank you.
Prepare yourself for an absolute two-footer of a joke:
Why doesn’t Seal like cheap egg-based pastry dishes?
He compares them to a quiche from Waitrose
@Funkhouser - praise from the Mayor of Dad Jokes. Feel like this needs to go on the CV
It’s certainly a Killer joke.