plus i reckon an otter would bite the fuck out of you
it was either the road race or the snatch
think i’d struggle to podium in both
Just to substantiate my wombat for best cuddles claim
On reflection, it’s probably the kerin innit
look how absolutely not arsed that thing is
i love it
more fun riding / winning the road race than any track bullshit
not better to watch but that’s not the question
@japes you’ve got competition
Japes would waste me!
I thought a wombat was about 1/20 of the size
maybe that zookeeper is extraordinarily small
how big does a cuddly animal have to get before it becomes terrifying?
I imagine the real prize for you would be interacting with Bradders
A what?
Of course
A quokka
Oh shit that’s the best thing ever
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