Quick thread about the Easter Egg Hunt scandal that T.May stuck her beak into

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#1

Well we did it yesterday and yes it doesn’t say Easter Egg Hunt but it says Easter at the fucking top!


#2

How many did you find?


#3

None, banned by the you know who’s


#4

Wasn’t even a hunt. You had to go round doing events (throwing wellies, hooking ducks, climbing through a tunnel, knocking cans over etc) and once you had done them you visited a stall where you didn’t even get an egg but instead got three small (15g) choc bunnies.


#5

sounds shit


#6

Did the boy enjoy himself at least?


#7

I had an absolutely lovely day as it happens.


#8

Theresa May also knows a lot about useless Hunts.

Satire.


#9

Yeah it was great. Although we probably had more fun doing the non-hunt stuff:


#10

a friend had an easter egg hunt in their garden yesterday. i did not attend.


#11

I shall be having one in mine this coming Sunday. Fancy it?


#12

Not using the word easter twice is akin to spitting in the face of mr Cadbury


#13

And nobbing his dead corpse


#14

Did someone steal his shoelaces?


#15

ahh i’m busy sorry mate!


#16

Looks like dad has stolen all of the children’s shoelaces and draped them over his head for his own sick amusement. :’(


#17

That’s the fashion marckee!


#18

marckee imagines his girlfriend wearing them

(haven’t seen that referenced for a while)


#19

I don’t know if anyone’s pointed it out to you yet, mate, but you’ve written “stuck” instead of “stick”.


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#20

Do what?