Quinoa


#1

I couldn’t find this in Tesco the other night and decided to just do without it, despite my recipe requiring it.

I didn’t want to ask one of the people who work there because I couldn’t bring myself to ask for “keen-waahhhh”.

Are there any other foodstuffs that make you sound like a complete plum merely by mentioning them?


#2

Chorizo


#3

ahhhhhh you mean [HACKINGSOUND]HO-REETH[SPLUTTER]-OH


#4

Panino


#5

football stickers are on the news kiosk


#6

Butterscotch pecan yum-yum


#7

Bum cream

“Excuse me! I need Bum Cream! For my BUM!”


#8

You could always ask for the location of a less pretentious grain and assume that the keen wah will be nearby?


#9

You’d think it’d be near the lentils and that, but nowhere to be seen.


#10

Usually by the packets of rice and dried lentils and that innit.
You’re not missing out anyway rice or cous cous beats it every time.


#11

jalopeno

chipotle


#12

Should we be worried about what your new avatar has done to you?


#13

shit grain, no fans.

Right at the bottom of the list, along with bulgar wheat.


#14

We go through a lot of bulgar wheat in our house, it’s totally replaced quinoa.


#15

Leffe.


#16

Ordering tapas. I can’t bring myself to say the words in an English accent but I know I sound like a try-hard wanker when I say them in a Spanish accent


#17

How bulgar!


#18

You wheat mate?


#19

Alright, calm down you lentilist


#20