Bring it on
Ooh look at us buying train tickets!!!
When does it start?
8th March, 8pm.
Absolutely bloody loved S1.
Darron & Alex
I wonder what the winners of last year spent their money on?
Ooh they go to Costa Rica
Who’d want to do that!
Have you been? Never mentioned it.
Really? Well let me tell you all about it!
Massive swingers bbq
Ordnance survey maps and half a bitter each.
.+ a course of chiropractic therapy
i can’t even remember who won
The ones who took a load of taxis and joined part way through.
If you actually want to know I can probably find out for you. I know their nephew (Countdown champ. Was heavy underdog in his final as was playing highest scoring octochamp ever - like, massively wiped out everyone’s records on absolutely everything except gender-based stuff - but I gave him some superb tips in a pre-finals pep talk and he absolutely twatted the lad. Partly cos the lad’s a flat track bully and proper shat the bed in the final but I definitely think my tactical nous helped as well. )
- Pick long words
- Wear a massive fuck-me bow
Pre-match pep talk against an octochamp
IT Crowd really ruined Countdown in someways took aways it’s innocence
I watch it wistfully - if only the reality was that innocent…