I’ve got a fancy 'brella that goes down by pressing a button as well as goes up by pushing (the same) button. I accidentally took an expensive fancy one to the till thinking it was a cheapo one and I didn’t want to lose face in front of the shopkeeper so just went ahead and got it. As a result I like to get maximum use of it’s features.
I’m sure he’ll earn one soon enough, smee.
with a broken banjo* string!!!1!!