I’ve just been in a Bulgarian fire drill
Varna tell me more?
Did some Romanian deadlifts with Pawel the other day
Dimitar Burnbatov (not sure if this works)
Ok!
So I’m currently working in Bulgaria for a few days (leaving today) and there was a fire drill this morning.
First of all there was a voice that went “Attention please, there is an emergency situation” and then the alarm went off and then we went to an exit that was the wrong one and then we went to an exit that was the right one and stood around outside for a bit and then Dilyan said it was ok to go back up.
How come you’re working in Bulgaria?
Helping the new SEGA lads train their team up innit.
I was evacuated from Glasgow science centre on Saturday while queuing to validate my parking. Had to pay ÂŁ5 at the barrier ffs. Unsure if anyone perished in whatever the emergency was.
What were you doing at the Glasgow Science Centre, Smee?
Watching kids throw stuff about in the name of science
Edit. The throwing was in the name of science not the me watching it.
Edit 2. “In the name of science” should be delivered with heavy sarcasm/cynicism
Ah right yeah, that’ll be “physics” from my (limited) understanding
Yeah.
I think the other ones are Biology (things) and Chemistry (particles)
Can you not see that I’m trying to end this conversation
Haha! Oh you 
I bet you said that to the barrier person as well, right 
Classic Dilyan
I said "I bet you said that to the barrier person as well, right "
Reveal yourself!