This one for me:
I do the same with this
This is a recent one admittedly but still
Can’t link to it but that man who died by suffocation in his home by a clothes dryer (/minky?). Think about it all the time. Awful.
Outfoxed into handing over the goods
I think about this all the time
The fact the guy is called Jason Donovan really pushed it over the line
Can’t wait believe @Epimer went to Dubai and didn’t tell us.
Alright pal, no need to brag
I know, I know
To his surprise, he found an urban fox hiding underneath and in no hurry to leave
‘The ravers should have more respect for Mr Blobby. He was a hero to a lot of kids and the thought of them taking drugs and having all-night raves in his house is completely disrespectful.’
rem, london, 9 years ago
You just wait until Mr. Blobby gets back…they’ll be sorry
Think I posted this in the seagull thread earlier this year, but this is pure slapstick-comedy gold
That one about the old fella posting his letters in a dog poo bin for 15 years for me
I had a similar phobia/obsession with pylons at around that age. Given we are similar ages I wonder if it was caused by that same story.
Pretty boring story this tone
“I said to the driver: ‘I’m telling you, my house is on fire. Go left here.’
“The driver said: ‘I can’t go left – I’m in a funeral.’
“I said: ‘Never mind that. Turn left.’”
This is extremely funny to me