Even if I do look like a right doublehard bastard. Grrr.

YOU WANNA DATE MY DAUGHTER DO YA PUNK?

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Bring back winter. Any of them.

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It’s really good tilty!

My partner doesn’t like it as she doesn’t like icing being too rich so essentially had a whole cake to myself since Saturday. My sweet tooth is going wild.

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:hushed: :drooling_face:

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Got a new fancy pillow to help my stupid asshole neck and I think that was the first good sleep I’ve had in months I feel like a new man

What’s the plan today? Walk, might drive somewhere with no bank Holiday dickheads. Gonna make fajitas tonight. Might call my mam

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Got this for later FL :yum:

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I thought this was a thread for ranking bank holidays initially so I’m pleased to see this

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Also :drooling_face:

Probably going to have my last Brick BA winter berry sour later, which is really seasonal of course…

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The gym’s open?

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Dunlopillo?

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Done. It’s flipping roasting out there.

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Oooooooft I think I just jizzed

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My poor parents (I was on entertaining misty duty) had to clear up two bags of rubbish that some people left outside our fence after a party and foxes had ripped apart. Both of them were nearly sick because it was so gross and smelly. So the day is ruined. Anyway I have to change my bed but otherwise I’m going to try and get some reading done

I want to make a chocolate mousse layer cake now.

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I’d pretty much stopped going out, only have the odd drink, for the last few years. Then barely anything in lockdown.

Now suddenly the Zoom drinks are on the increase. Twice this weekend I’ve gone on at 8 for a quick catchup and four hours later I’m still drinking and smoking weed. Then parenting the next day. Fuck this shit.

Got to make fucking courgette muffins in a minute. Fuck this shit.

Do have a new grater though.

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Good morning,

I’m lying in bed stroking my bottom. It’s nice.
I just heard the blender being switched on downstairs, which might mean @avery is making us waffles :waffle: again or it could just be for smoothies :banana: I hope it’s both!

There was talk of playing a game in the garden today and I’m video chatting a friend later.
Also gonna bake a basic baguette for bruschetta.
Hopefully I manage to sneak in some reading time too.

Hope you all enjoy the day xx

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Feel shit, going to paint badly at some point today. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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1 I can’t sing along with Last Goodbye without bursting into tears
2 I can’t sing along with Last Goodbye

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Three years ago at uni I went to get a coffee during a break in a class, then when I was putting the lid on it I managed to spill quite a lot of it over my grey jeans. On the way back to the class someone from my class was passing me and I said to him “look at that” pointing at all the coffee on my jeans. Just some lad in my class I’d never even spoken to before.

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