Rank the 'big 6' roast meats

Best to worst.

Here’s mine:

Beef
Lamb
Gammon
Pork
Chicken
Turkey

Chat if you like, I don’t give a hoot!

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But enough about my standard Thursday plans!!!

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Hot:

Lamb
Pork
Beef
Gammon
Chicken
Turkey

Next day leftovers:
Gammon
Chicken/turkey
Beef
Pork
Lamb

At that rate you’ll be drier than your average Christmas turkey!

Gammon isn’t one of the big 5, but I’ll allow it.

But it’s been a while since I’ve eaten any of these, as I’m actually a vegetarian and have been for the last couple of years.

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Lamb
Beef
Chicken
Pork
Turkey

Fucking turkey. Shite.

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If anyone has eaten more roast turkey than roast Gammon in their life then, frankly Funkhouser, they’re a fucking pathetic creature worthy of scorn.

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Beef’s got the biggest variation - can be the best if cooked well, but more often than not it’s pretty bad imo

Best to worst

Beef
Turkey
Chicken
Pork
Lamb

don’t eat much meat anymore but beef and lamb are so shit

guess chicken is the best, sorry chickens

Beef
Pork
(Gammon)
Lamb
Chicken
Turkey

Bad lamb and beef are inedible.
Good lamb and beef are amazing.

Chicken ranges from good to meh

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I HAVE AMENDED THE THREAD TO RECOGNISE THE GAMMON ISSUE.

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Tasty, plenty of fat, crackling, delicious.

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Don’t really eat meat any more as a general rule, but every now and then I’ve had a insatiable craving for meat (behave), but it’s always beef or chicken or something. Never once, ever, in my entire LIFE, have I thought

“You know what I fancy? Turkey. A nice bit of turkey.”

Very dry bird. (Gotta warm her up first wahhheeyyyyyyyyy oi oi oi)

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As a “pick a last roast meal” Chicken would win all the time for me, cos mum’s roast chicken is absolutely banging. Lamb you never get enough and the meat shrinks like me in Lycra, and had a few disappointing pub roast beeves. But assuming everything’s cooked perfectly and I get as much as I want…

Lamb
Chicken
Beef
Pork
Turkey

Turkey can fuck off tbh. Rather have beans on toast for Christmas

totally this

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The best roast joint is a leg of lamb and I don’t think there’s anything that pushes it close.

Fuck load of garlic. Fat and blood dripping into the spuds. Load of mint sauce. Thank you. Good fucking night

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