Shareef don’t like it

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sake.

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i hate mustard btw. a truly vile sauce.

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Can never remember which way round > these mean

I’m glad someone’s finally had the guts to start a mustard thread. I’ve wanted to do so for ages, but daredn’t.

I am of the opinion that each food has one optimum mustard, rather than mustards being better than each other, they are just more appropriate to the situation, much like, as I understand it, the different dogs in Paw Patrol.

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Round is better than these

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Well obviously you wouldn’t smear dijon all over a hot dog. Rank them you cowardy mustard.

This is correct

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grey poupon comes up in so many rap lyrics, imagine my disappointment when i found out it was just a little pot of mustard

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No, I’d use American mustard. I shall not rank them. However I am prepared to do the following.

(what follows will be posted elsewhere in this very thread)

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I wasn’t sure if I should post this but on Sunday night I watched every Grey Poupon advert on youtube. Not sure why.

When M got in bed with me at 2am I turned to her and said the line and she got really really annoyed as she had no idea what I was talking about, and now I have identified her weakness (which I have previously posted about her not having one in the annoying your kid/partner etc threads)

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strong mustard > weak mustard. That’s the only rank that matters

This stuff is superb. Nuclear mustard / horseradish combo…

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i’ve now watched about 6 of these. seems like an odd thing to hang your hat on - posh people pulling up to each other in fancy cars or trains and asking if they have any grey poupon.

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Which mustard is most appropriate with a hotdog?

  • English
  • French
  • Dijon
  • Wholegrain
  • Powder
  • Seeds
  • American
  • Bavarian
  • Other

0 voters

Private poll?

Which mustard is most appropriate with salmon

  • English
  • French
  • Dijon
  • Wholegrain
  • Powder
  • Seeds
  • American
  • Bavarian
  • Other

0 voters

Divorce.

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Very happy someone has rhymed it with “poop on”

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I think the first few were fuelled by 80s race to be upper class and appear better than others then they self parodied from then on maybe?

I remember laughing at it in wayne’s world so much with absolutely no idea what it was they were even saying and didn’t bother to look it up until a few years ago.

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