- Mum
- Sister
- Eldest Brother
- Dad
- 2nd Eldest Brother
- Cousin Martin
- Cousin Anthony
- Cousin Laura
- Auntie Margaret
- Uncle Stephen
- Uncle Paul #1
- Auntie Barbera
- Cousin Laura’s kid Thomas…
Shit forgot my niece and can’t be arsed re-doing all the numbers. She’s #3 at present.
Scout
#5
I do have family on my dad’s side but haven’t spoken to them since I was 19 so they’re all joint 100.
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Very happy to be equal 3rd thanks.
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do you have to marry someone to become their family if you’re not already?
that’s sick if true
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Scout
#11
Oh hang on. I forgot some good distant relatives as I’ve either never met them or only once but they’re good based on living in exciting places.
- Cousin in Tokyo’s oldest kid
- Great uncle in Ecuador
- Cousin in Tokyo
- Oldest cousin in Vancouver
- Aunty in Vancouver
- Cousin in Tokyo’s youngest kid
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I’m one of 7 kids, my dad was one of 12. Allow it.
he_2
#14
That’s my epiphet sorted then 
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Guaranteed himself a place on your list hasn’t he, clever.
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he_2
#17
He’s put me under unecessary pressure, yes 
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#1 Mr Meowington/Golf Bae
#2 Mum
#3 Dad
#4 Our child, Princess
#5 Nanny Pat
#6 Unborn niece or nephew
#7 Brother’s Girlfriend
#8 Brother
#9 Everyone else
I’m not married but we are our own family.
I really get great pleasure telling everyone that we have a child together and she’s 14 years old and is a cat called princess.
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AQOS
#22
Ma
Nan
Dad
Sister
Auntie T
Auntie J
Uncle T
Auntie P
Can’t arsed with cousins like