Rate my Clap

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There’s been a lot of (warranted) criticism of senior tories and royals and various other inhumane freaks trying to clap like real people, which made me wonder - clapping is something we all do without really thinking about it; but how normal is your clapping really?

I propose that in this thread we share videos of ourselves doing a normal, solid clap, the kind you might do when celebrating our valiant NHS or applauding an up and coming band putting on a ruddy good show. Then other people can critique and rate your clap, and decide whether or not you’re a Proper Human or a lizard in a skin suit. Bonus points for looking into the middle distance and acting as though you’re not being filmed.

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The only person I want to rate my clap is my doctor kthxbai

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Dr: Your tests are back, this is incredible, more like GoYEAHrrhea!

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10/10 clapping, just for being the first person to post a video

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reckon its hard to clap on your own and not look like an absolute weirdo, think people were a bit unfair on the chucky & camilla lizard

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Well, we will see

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not saying kermo has already proved this but i’m not not saying that either

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I like to clap for slightly too long time after things, good to just get two or three extra claps after everyone else has stopped. Find it very amusing

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Oh yeah was always a bit of a game in assemblies at school to see who could get the last clap in

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The Gove clap is the best, constantly switching angles

So experimental

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He looks like an airbrushed cabbage. Such a weird clip

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Ffs. The preview loaded there for a moment.

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I feel bad yours is very good really. I wasn’t aware you were diversifying your range and thought it was all over the place. I’ll update accordingly

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5 star clap, absolutely text book, fair play to the big man.

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I was imagining I was Iain Duncan Smith and some vital funding for a service had just been cut

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gove clapping reminds me of when people do the hands for their dog

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Also solid

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