#14

Find it difficult to believe that even in the godless heckhole that is SE London that people would eat hot food on crowded public transport

#15

People gotta eat, man.

#16
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#17

Not great but live and let live innit
Shared a bus with a live chicken a few weeks back so could probably live through someone eating a pie

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#18

Second doing of the day by the ruffmeister. Congratulations :smiley:

Just imagining you on the n205 sitting next to a chicken going berserk.

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#19

Would much prefer that tbh

#20

*Chicken quietly reading the back page of the Evening Standard.

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#21

‘…to catch the number 25 bus’

#22

I’d say that was a perfect 10.

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#23

The delivery service could have even gone to Liverpool or Rome

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#24

So the guy called me last night and said sorry and asked had “head office” contacted me to let me know that it couldn’t happen last night and he had been at Uni all day and had just got out (at 8:30pm?!!) so hadn’t seen my calls etc.
I’m almost certain this is literally just a man with a van, it’s not a company! the only head office is in your fucking head!!
Rescheduled for today, said would call early, haven’t heard anything
fml

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#25

I think he’s done you there.

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#26

why use them again if they did you over? cut em loose and hire a pro, pal.

#27

Hey I’m on Safari,

Want some magic beans?

I’ll deliver them at 6pm yesterday

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#28

easier to go with this guy and maybe get it delivered today than put another ad up on shiply etc
Called him earlier and he was in Derby…he then said
“Do you know how far Derby is from TW7 etc (Not the postcode)?”
Like actually just asking me how far Derby is from London :joy::sleepy:!!!hahahaha, idk mate, pretty fucking far!
He had 750 positive reviews on Shiply!Not sure I should give him my stuff…

#29

I took my wee boy down to that London at the weekend. Getting ready to leave my mum’s on Monday morning, she took him out for a walk so I could pack. Finished packing with loads of time to spare before my Dad arrived to give me a lift to airport at 8:30 so went out to meet my mum and baby for a goodbye coffee.

En route to Costa I remembered - my passport is on the hallway dresser, must remember to pick that up. Get back at 8:20…and it’s not there. Turned the entire house upside down for fucking ages until we find it UNDER THE SOFA WTF??? THEN I realise it’s 9am and my Dad isn’t here yet and isn’t answering his phone, presumably he’s forgotten the clocks have gone back AAAHHHH

(It worked out fine but this should not factor in to your answer)

  • Your family are subhuman scum - it’s stressful enough travelling alone with a baby as it is!
  • It’s partly your fault, you should’ve known things always go walkies in that house
  • Take a chill pill mate
  • Can’t believe your Dad’s safety was so low on your list of concerns

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#30

I didn’t want to call your family subhuman scum, but people who are late or faff too much before leaving are the WORST

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#31

First mention of Shiply :joy::joy:

You get what you pay for

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#32

how dare you question the good name of Shiply!!
Says he will be in London for 5pm chinny reckon!!

#33

“Oh, you meant London England?!?!? My bad. I’ll be there tomorrow”

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