Rate these energy drink quotes

Where is paradise? A chalet on
the slopes, a streamside ranch or
a penthouse in the city? How
about a private island with a
white sand beach, turquoise water
and a gentle tropical breeze?

Monster Ultra Paradise, pure,
crisp, invigorating island flavours.

Kick back and enjoy. Paradise is
wherever you can find it!

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Some people are impossible to please. As soon as they get what
they thought they wanted they always want more. Our team riders
and Monster Girls are no different…they’ve been dropping some hints lately.
They’ve been asking us for a new Monster drink. A little less sweet,
lighter-tasting, zero calories, but with a full load of our Monster
energy blend.
Sure, white is the new black, We went all out: Monster Energy Zero
Ultra.
Unleash the Ultra Beast!

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This one just makes my blood boil a little tbh.

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The monster cans flavour text is universally awful

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yeah, I don’t want to look up anymore tbh

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Not sure what’s worse, the writing on the back of Monster Energy or the “punk” messages on the back of Brewdog.

I’d say faux punk is worse than faux inspirational

Quite like minster energy ultra range as drinks though
Shame about the design

the apple one I’m drinking is quite nice as far as energy drinks go

Agreed.

Just remembered about Innocent Smoothies-


Worse than both Monster and Brewdog

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my brain automatically read that in Stephen Fry’s voice

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that 1=0.999999… actually hurts my head to think about. Fuck you, Innocent!

Makes me quite angry that they dont explain why 1 is less that 1

Pricks

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Also don’t believe that chair thing

You are not floating above the chair - that’s not happening

Didn’t need energy drinks in my day. Just a good diet and a good nights sleep.

Apart from Lucozade of course. But that was just if you were in hospital or Daley Thompson.