Real life crap Super Villain loses Wu-Tang album


#1

There’ll be a film about this guy some day, right? What a strange story.

Clearly has some kind of empathy deficit disorder (since I don’t believe in actual evil).


#2

Careless.


#3

Well, you should caremore!


#4

absolutely guaranteed the album is rubbish


#5

Always in the last place you look


#6

I’ll go toe to toe with you over this album’s honour.

On second thoughts, yeah it’ll be a stinker for sure.


#7

Perhaps he took it to a house party and forgot to put a sticky label on it with his name on.


#8

Shall we all club together at the auction?


#9

and fair play to them for taking a half arsed affiliate produced project, shoving it in a fancy box, and rinsing an idiot for $2m for it

also the clause in the contract that said they could stage a heist to steal it back was legitimately funny


#10

Remember doing that with my Blue Monday 12" back in the day. Got it back with a massive beer stain on it


#11

think the album was interesting as a statement about the value of art in the streaming age, but I’ve got no interest in actually hearing it as there’s no way it isn’t 100% shit


#12

But if it wasn’t for your misfortune, I’d be a heavenly person today.


#13

if he’s a real super villain then losing the album will all be part of his evil plan anyway and will somehow trigger a serious of extremely unlikely and impossible to plan for events (which he has somehow been able to plan for anyway) that will enable him to escape from prison or steal a nuclear weapon or something


#14

I think the problem is that he’s a crap Super Villain though.

We’ll see, maybe he will hold the whole world to ransom before long.

I look forward to it.


#15

Agreed. tbh I’m more concerned about that guy who has launched a car into space…


#16

hate his fucking face so much. has anyone ever been more obviously a prick than this guy


#17

he’s just trying to be a ‘heel’ for attention and people keep giving it to him


#18

My sides! :smiley: